A novel written by me. (via llttlemermaid)
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?”
“You called her a liar?”
“You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?”
“Have a biscuit, Potter.
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (via itcuddles)
Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.
Johnny Knoxville (via cultivate-solitude)
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.